Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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