Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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