quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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