She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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