You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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