Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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