who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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