I cockslap morals
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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