I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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