She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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