You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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