we have officially lost it.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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