Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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