I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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