Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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