hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
one might say we're banned from that church
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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