talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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