just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
