Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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