so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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