I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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