listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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