yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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