I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
COCAINE IS GR8
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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