I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
