New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
BRING THE BAGELS
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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