why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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