ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
