I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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