I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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