Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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