I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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