I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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