ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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