ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
