My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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