My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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