On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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