I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I will be naked everywhere
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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