Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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