I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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