She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I touched a dick in church today
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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