Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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