this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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