it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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