I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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