Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sobbing to NWA
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
