ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Ambien. No doubt about it.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
