I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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