There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
In America we eat man semen.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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