D3 body, D1 cock
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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