You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
A bitchslap is in order.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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