Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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