can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am one with the molecules
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
