just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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